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i'm having a 70s porn party, and you're invited. [Dec. 30th, 2004|10:14 am]
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i hope you've been growing your mustaches, but if not, bring your fave Dirk Diggler, Ron Jeremy, or Barry White paraphernalia. please note that there will be no champagne in the sex room. there will be plenty o beer and attractive peeps on which to hit, but feel free to byo. i also hear that the lesbians plan a non-hostile takeover, so be on the lookout for overly attractive 'boys' with licorice guns.
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January 15th at my place in Teele Square. 5 Newbury St, right next to Rudy's. party o'clock. handlebar mustaches will get you respect (even more if you're a lesbian). byob. byof ('friend'). i cannot guarantee you will not see nudity. not intended for children under the age of five. 857.928.4850



Pasties and a G-String - Tom Waits
Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain’t got a quarter, got a postage stamp
Been five o’clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin al zootin al hoot and al cohn
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty morgan and watermelon rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
She’s so good, make a dead man come
Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and cherry and twinkie and pinkie and fifi live from gay paree
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me
(scat)

Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
]from the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She’s a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes
(scat)

Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
And I’m getting harder than chinese algebrassieres
And cheers from the (hmm) compendium here
’hey sweetheart’ they’re yelling for more
You’re squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
And I like shelly, and you like jane
And what was the girl with the snakeskin’s name?
And it’s an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
Get you a little something that you can’t get at home
Get you a little something that you can’t get at home
It’s pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I’ll be back tomorrow night,
And I’ll be back tomorrow night
(scat)
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[User Picture]From: tsmit
2004-12-30 03:42 pm (UTC)
mmm, pimps and hoes!
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2004-12-30 04:33 pm (UTC)
it just kept rolling through my head, probably from you. <3
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2004-12-30 04:35 pm (UTC)
(scat)
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From: livingbeat
2004-12-30 06:22 pm (UTC)
hello.

i got your message but i dont know if i will be back in boston by the 15th (im home in cali now).
Maybe ill be able to make, thanks!

-monica.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2004-12-30 06:25 pm (UTC)
\m/ cali? i moved here from santa cruz.
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From: livingbeat
2004-12-30 06:29 pm (UTC)
awsome.
im from Marin, right by San Fran.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2004-12-30 06:34 pm (UTC)
sweet. i have a friend that grew up close to there. ricedream. laterz.
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From: midbackman
2004-12-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
This sounds fake.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-03 02:41 pm (UTC)
invite your friends ... the one that came over that one night ... the night we all did that thing .. y'know.
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From: rubtillitbleeds
2004-12-31 02:36 am (UTC)
my type of party
wish I could go
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-01 05:20 am (UTC)
come! and then come again! ; )
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[User Picture]From: tigercelly
2005-01-01 01:54 pm (UTC)
I like the sound of that. Not sure if I qualify as a real friend for this party as my only good friend trait so far is having a good interest list, but I'd be into it. And it's right near my birthday.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-03 02:36 pm (UTC)
definitely come. bring something to add to the ambience like a poster or funky, groovy music. \m/
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From: dirteecrayon
2005-01-13 05:56 pm (UTC)
tell me more about this party?

are people dressing up in costume?
what exactly does a 70's porn party consist of?

=)
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-14 02:47 pm (UTC)
>are people dressing up in costume?
yresh. whatever you'd like that to mean.

>what exactly does a 70's porn party consist of?
lot's of hot people, Barry White, pornish paraphernalia, and life size video! i think i'll be inciting chaos since my offices buddies are coming and there will mostly be lesbians there to confuse them. heh.
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[User Picture]From: ricedream
2005-01-16 11:10 am (UTC)
i hope it was fabulous.
i wish i had been there.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-17 02:40 pm (UTC)
it was totally hot. sucsexfull even. ; ) i hope you're feelin beautiful A.
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