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magnets are fun [Jan. 13th, 2005|05:25 pm]
pillowpants
i'll have a metal plate and screws holding my collarbone together soon. .. and i already have little clamps inside my scrot. what else should i have bionic-ized?
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[User Picture]From: lunarbull
2005-01-13 10:33 pm (UTC)
Enlighten those of us who aren't aware why you needed/need these metallic additions to yourself!
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-13 10:48 pm (UTC)
1. vasectomy (which is a misnomer since they didn't really 'remove' my vas, just cut it.) the clamps just keep me from ejaculating the sperm into myself. ... hmm, interesting.
2. upcoming clavicle non-union surgery. the cool break in my clav will soon be no more, but i'll get a cool scar to replace it. and i'll get some bone marrow taken out of my hip to graft into the clav break. sweet!
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From: bryantzimmer
2005-01-13 11:06 pm (UTC)
wait, so is this from when you broke yourself a long time ago, and you're just now getting around to fixing it? remind me again, how did you break it?
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-13 11:15 pm (UTC)
poor execution of a no-hands, belly on the saddle, bike ride. (trying to ::cough:: show off ::cough:: to gabe)
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[User Picture]From: solemndoll
2005-01-13 11:24 pm (UTC)
I heart my metal. It makes for good stories. So sad you can't have kids, I was hoping we could mate.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-13 11:35 pm (UTC)
::grunt:: ::burrow:: muh?

flattered. ; p
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-14 02:30 am (UTC)

Re: ~hiss~

that's my kitty. ::pets fondlingly::
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[User Picture]From: solemndoll
2005-01-14 04:10 am (UTC)

Re: ~hiss~

Ah oh this mean you have a girlfriend?
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-14 02:35 pm (UTC)

Re: ~hiss~

either that or a very hot sister that visits regularly. she's half feline as you can tell.
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[User Picture]From: solemndoll
2005-01-14 02:37 pm (UTC)

Re: ~hiss~

What do guys have against putting up that they have a relationship? (note you page says single)
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-14 02:42 pm (UTC)

Re: ~hiss~

oh ya, myspace.. that's because i was single a few months ago. fixed. sorry. ; )
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[User Picture]From: truepixie
2005-01-16 05:47 am (UTC)
I think the time you explained that accident to me is my favorite thing you've ever said.

"Uh, I was riding my bike."
"Did you hit something?"
"No, it was just a flat, clean, empty, bike path. I just fell over."

And now you need surgery. That's just so John.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-01-17 03:48 pm (UTC)
you forget that i did so to save a full 'short' bus.
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