|magnets are fun
||[Jan. 13th, 2005|05:25 pm]
i'll have a metal plate and screws holding my collarbone together soon. .. and i already have little clamps inside my scrot. what else should i have bionic-ized?|
Enlighten those of us who aren't aware why you needed/need these metallic additions to yourself!
1. vasectomy (which is a misnomer since they didn't really 'remove' my vas, just cut it.) the clamps just keep me from ejaculating the sperm into myself. ... hmm, interesting.
2. upcoming clavicle non-union surgery. the cool break in my clav will soon be no more, but i'll get a cool scar to replace it. and i'll get some bone marrow taken out of my hip to graft into the clav break. sweet!
wait, so is this from when you broke yourself a long time ago, and you're just now getting around to fixing it? remind me again, how did you break it?
poor execution of a no-hands, belly on the saddle, bike ride. (trying to ::cough:: show off ::cough:: to gabe)
I heart my metal. It makes for good stories. So sad you can't have kids, I was hoping we could mate.
::grunt:: ::burrow:: muh?
flattered. ; p
that's my kitty. ::pets fondlingly::
Ah oh this mean you have a girlfriend?
either that or a very hot sister that visits regularly. she's half feline as you can tell.
What do guys have against putting up that they have a relationship? (note you page says single)
oh ya, myspace.. that's because i was single a few months ago. fixed. sorry. ; )
I think the time you explained that accident to me is my favorite thing you've ever said.
"Uh, I was riding my bike."
"Did you hit something?"
"No, it was just a flat, clean, empty, bike path. I just fell over."
And now you need surgery. That's just so John.
you forget that i did so to save a full 'short' bus.