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today's diet [Jun. 16th, 2005|05:13 pm]
[state |watching the clock, waiting to get to the bike shop]

two small bags of potato chips, four pieces of toast with about 1/2 stick of real butter on them, about 20 chocolate-chip/pecan cookies with milk,  tiger's milk energy bar, and some tea.  yesterday i had lot's of chips, cookies, a tuna melt, etc.... 

and while i was riding by some teen "hoodlums", some girl i've never seen before walked out on the street and slapped my ass and said "You got a flat butt!" as i rode by.  i was partially offended, partially complimented. 

From: daretoeatapeach
2005-06-16 09:36 pm (UTC)
you should have slapped her ass back.
equal rights you know..
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[User Picture]From: fucktheforeplay
2005-06-17 04:45 am (UTC)
I love how you put hoodlums in quotation marks. It kind of made me want to lend my underage body to your carnal whims. If that made any sense....
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-06-17 04:47 am (UTC)
it made sense all over my carpet.
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[User Picture]From: tsmit
2005-06-17 12:38 pm (UTC)
you do have a flat ass btw, no offense.
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