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[Sep. 14th, 2005|12:38 pm]
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A male street performing clown just made a pass at me as i passed by... And then realized i was not a girl.
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[User Picture]From: talonvaki
2005-09-14 04:40 pm (UTC)
Ooh. Ouch.

Dave got his haircut this weekend, but before he did we went into some place and some old guy said, "Come on in, Ladies..."

So yeah.
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[User Picture]From: cottonmanifesto
2005-09-14 05:04 pm (UTC)
dude, you obviously need a little stuffing (maybe a sock would work?) down your pants.

and the idea of a street performer clown hitting on anybody creeps me right the fuck out.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-15 01:29 pm (UTC)
>stuffing
i've just been waiting for an excuse. your suggestion will do.
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[User Picture]From: sissychrissy1
2005-09-14 05:47 pm (UTC)
HA!
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[User Picture]From: freshwater_pr0n
2005-09-14 06:28 pm (UTC)

check, and mate

In which our hero deftly transforms his horror at getting hit on by a clown into that clown's worst, manhood-destroying dude looks like a lady nightmare.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-15 01:30 pm (UTC)

Re: check, and mate

i know where to find him. i'll visit him now and then, and we'll start a street comedy/drama/tragedy.
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[User Picture]From: vestalvixen
2005-09-14 09:13 pm (UTC)
Now, honestly, your hair isn't that long, and you don't look like a girl.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-14 09:16 pm (UTC)
the frequency at which i'm mistaken for one has been increasing. it's around twice a week now.
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[User Picture]From: vestalvixen
2005-09-14 09:19 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, I know your pain, as I've been called sir too often to mention. Maybe i should just smack people with my breasts.
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From: daretoeatapeach
2005-09-14 10:20 pm (UTC)
You can practice on me if you'd like
:D
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-15 01:25 pm (UTC)

P E R V ! ! !

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From: daretoeatapeach
2005-09-14 10:22 pm (UTC)
shave your head, put on 40lbs of muscle, get a tattoo on the back of your neck that says "murderer," and problem solved.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-15 01:31 pm (UTC)
but the world doesn't need another daretoeatapeach.
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From: daretoeatapeach
2005-09-15 02:16 pm (UTC)
haha, yes one is more than enough!
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-14 09:18 pm (UTC)
oh hey, i know someone that knows rob. random. she was perusing my LJ friends page and saw something you posted about him. ; )
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[User Picture]From: vestalvixen
2005-09-14 09:20 pm (UTC)
What?! That means he's been leaving the house and not notifying me!

He lives over by you, so you may see me saunter past a bit.
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[User Picture]From: potentialtoburn
2005-09-14 09:24 pm (UTC)
that's what i heard. you can always drop by too. i owe you some cheap liquor. ; )
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